Carbon Hesitator Prints

'You're a selfish, egotistical, eco-vandal, oil-sucking son-of-a-bitch!'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

The oil trap.

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

Venice Floods

CO2 - Finding the truth.

"One slice—hold the bread."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

COP26 GLASGOW

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Hourglass earth - time running out

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

Carbon capture and storage

"Cough cough"

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

There! What are the posters? Eco club is promoting walking, biking or bussing to school. That's a good way to save gas! I'm so glad you agree! I need a ride to get them to school!

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

Nitrogen Emissions

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."