Carbon Dating Enthusiast Pillows

The Loneliest Archaeologist

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

The Finger.

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

'They are calling for a demonstration on climate change.'

'Your credit card or mine?'

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

Happy Hour

Carbon suicide

"... and then within a few hundred years nature reclaimed the Earth, erasing most evidence they ever existed. Any questions?"

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Amy hatten men who were naan committal.

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'

'Excuse me, is this cutlery carbon neutral?'

Mammalicide.

"Mine's a large one!" "How I wish!"

"By using my exhaust, I've solved the carbon dioxide problem."

'She won't go out with me, but she'll talk to me on the phone for $1.95 A minute.'

"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."

The radiocarbon dating technique.

The three bears complaining about their carbon.

Man standing in front of a vending machine for cold drinks

"I made a Christmas countdown calendar!"

'Sorry, but I never let a guy club me on the first date.'

"Please may I see you again - I find your opinions so easy to trash."