Chronology Enthusiast Pillows

"I keep writing Stone Age instead of Bronze Age on all my checks."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Trump secret police

Paul Ree

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"America’s leaders since 1980"

After the Sentence

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"I think it was an election year."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'