Car Wash Curbers Gifts

'I got tired of tussling with him in the bathtub.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Mulch madness"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Bird poo decals.

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

Wild Window Washers

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Hog Wash.

"Washing the car?"

'Muffy!'

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Mouthwash.

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

Ed's Car Wash,

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

Slush Plan.

"Daddy and I washed the car!"

'Remember, Son, the value of your pocket money can go down as well as up.'