Car Swapper Pillows

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Christmas tree exchange

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"How?"

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

'I'm coping.'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

"This is so much better than book club."

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

The doctor and the mechanic barter

"That trade worked out better than I thought it would."

"Still stuck in the past there, Jim?"

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

'How do you like the dog I got for my wife?'

You wearing one of your sister's dresses again?