Car Swapper Prints

We'll drive to Chicago, change cars, drive to Atlanta, change cars, drive to St. Louis, change cars, then we'll drive to Orlando. Car trips with airline managers.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Christmas tree exchange

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"How?"

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'I'm coping.'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

"This is so much better than book club."

'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'

Mr. Maynard, had you heard that Sean Hannity is coming to the Civic Auditorium? Naturally. I have two tickets to his speech. Would you like to join me? Would you like me to join you? Of course. That's why I asked. Good, then my ticket will be free. Well played, stingy entrepreneur. You're kind to notice.

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

The doctor and the mechanic barter

"That trade worked out better than I thought it would."

"Still stuck in the past there, Jim?"

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

'How do you like the dog I got for my wife?'

You wearing one of your sister's dresses again?