Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!
Chair Swapper Pillows
Add comfort and personality to their space with pillows featuring clever slogans and playful designs, celebrating the art of chair swapping and creative furniture reuse.
"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"
"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."
'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'
"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."
'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'
Wha about trying another antivirus?
A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.
'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'
"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."
'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'
'I'm coping.'
"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."
"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."
The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.
"I'm ready to switch"
'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'
"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"
'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'
"This is so much better than book club."
'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'
Mr. Maynard, had you heard that Sean Hannity is coming to the Civic Auditorium? Naturally. I have two tickets to his speech. Would you like to join me? Would you like me to join you? Of course. That's why I asked. Good, then my ticket will be free. Well played, stingy entrepreneur. You're kind to notice.
"What the- This is goulash Where's my guts-n-gravy Somebody must've grabbed my lunchbox again,"
We'll drive to Chicago, change cars, drive to Atlanta, change cars, drive to St. Louis, change cars, then we'll drive to Orlando. Car trips with airline managers.
"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."
'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'
Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'
The doctor and the mechanic barter
'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'
'How do you like the dog I got for my wife?'
You wearing one of your sister's dresses again?
Chair Swapper Pillows Collection
Chair Swapper Mugs
Discover our range of mugs that celebrate the creative charm of chair swappers with witty and inspiring designs.
Chair Swapper Prints
Browse our artistic prints that capture the playful ingenuity of chair enthusiasts—ideal for inspiring their next project.
Chair Swapper T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts that humorously and stylishly showcase the love for furniture reimagining.