Chair Swapper Mugs

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

'I'm coping.'

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"I'm ready to switch"

'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

"This is so much better than book club."

"What the- This is goulash Where's my guts-n-gravy Somebody must've grabbed my lunchbox again,"

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

The doctor and the mechanic barter

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

'How do you like the dog I got for my wife?'

You wearing one of your sister's dresses again?