Chair Space Negotiator Mugs

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I got it from eBay."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

Campaign 2016

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"I'm starting to wish we'd never bought him that thing."

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

'YOU'RE the hostile - takeover group!?'

"Is there room for me?"

"Why do you put up with such abuse?!"

"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

Big Deal/Done Deal.

'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"I'm just taking your advice and using every opportunity I can to make money."