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"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

"I got it from eBay."

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'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

"I'm starting to wish we'd never bought him that thing."

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

"Why do you put up with such abuse?!"

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

'YOU'RE the hostile - takeover group!?'

Big Deal/Done Deal.

"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

"Is there room for me?"

'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

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"I appreciate you keeping up with the vernacular of the times, but please refrain from referring to the billion-dollar restructuring as 'The Dealio'."

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'