Car Showroom Wanderer T-Shirts

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

German School

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"My kid could do that."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Who are you?

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Biker chopper shopper

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."