Car Showroom Wanderer Gifts

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

German School

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"My kid could do that."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Who are you?

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Cavemen Exhibit

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

Biker chopper shopper

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."