Car Sales T-Shirts

'Just came in. It's a repo.'

"The driver's seat slides right out, providing even more cargo space."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"No, we don't sell compact cars that have cup holders for a dozen people."

Law and Order: SUV

'This one comes with transparent windows as standard.'

'Tell you what, throw in the sheepskin seat covers and we'll say ?15.'t

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

'And then, how many boy-racers?'

"This model comes in all wheel drive and the popular sex drive!"

Invest and go. Sell 'n' drive.

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

Larry's used art

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Mohammad's motors

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

It's great for pulling the birds!

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'God's speed.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'