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'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

Larry's used art

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Mohammad's motors

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'God's speed.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'How about a nice saloon?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages