Selling A Car T-Shirts

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

'My wife decided to sell her car.'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

"Are these new belts for your car? I thought you were selling it."

Larry's used art

"One year closer to college!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Mohammad's motors

It's great for pulling the birds!

'God's speed.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages