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"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got it from eBay."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Enough EBAY already!'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'That's a decent offer but if I wanted to sell my soul, I would put it up for bids.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'