Car Auctions Gifts

Car Auction

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got it from eBay."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'Enough EBAY already!'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'