Car Auction Adventurer Gifts

Car Auction

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

Stick Your Head Out The Window

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

Self-driving stroller

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

Book signing. 'Who shall I put it to?' 'Ebay, please.'

'This baby is great on gas...'

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

Man in car.

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."