Car Auction Adventurer Gifts

Car Auction

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

Stick Your Head Out The Window

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

'This baby is great on gas...'

Man in car.

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'