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Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Monetary Crisis in South - Auction for a $5 Gold Piece at Danville, Nr North Carolina

'The gentleman in the back bids one arm. The is now one arm. Will anybody give me an arm and a leg.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Amazing what you can get on eBay.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

"It's called 'Sold'."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Last Chance for Everything.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got it from eBay."

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

The Battle of the Pictures.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Titanic iceberg auction

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?'

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Leonardo da Vinci painting - $450 million record.

'It sold for how much!'