Car Recall Critics Pillows

The Little Engine that was Recalled.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

"You made two more bad car loans. Repo guys are cruising our parking lot."

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

'I don't care what planet he's from, Ma'am, he's gotta be in a car seat.'

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

"Harry got a recall notice."

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.'

Self Drive Car Tests

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

Econo Air-bag

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'Bloody 4WDs!'

'These gas prices are outrageous! Almost as expensive as bottled water!'

"I've lost the ability to make eye contact"

'Why do you cats always have to leave tracks on my nice clean car?'