Car Recall Critics Pillows

The Little Engine that was Recalled.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

"You made two more bad car loans. Repo guys are cruising our parking lot."

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

"Engineers have actually found a way to fuel this car with the dignity you lose as you're driving it."

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

'I don't care what planet he's from, Ma'am, he's gotta be in a car seat.'

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

"Harry got a recall notice."

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

'Honk if you love Jesus, Text while driving if you'd like to meet him,'

'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.'

Hummer Hell

How's my driving? Text me @555-3124

Econo Air-bag

Self Drive Car Tests

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

'Bloody 4WDs!'

'These gas prices are outrageous! Almost as expensive as bottled water!'

"I've lost the ability to make eye contact"