Car Troubles Anniversary Pillows

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

"It's worse than I thought."

'We've found the problem...'

What Hi-fi. What Camera. What Car.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Okay. Hit it."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"

"My car is starting to take after my husband-- It's making a lot of strange sounds and strange smells."

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"

"Harry got a recall notice."

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

'Can you push a little faster, dear? Everyone's passing us.'

'Oh quit complaining, Thomas...at least we got a loaner!'

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

"I am roadside assistance!!!"

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

Man smoking with anger as his engine burns out.

"I've done all I can. Take it home and read it The Little Engine That Could."

Econo Air-bag

"Looks like my car won't start...I guess I'll have time for that beer after all!"

If...Then....

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'