Car Troubles Anniversary Pillows

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

"It's worse than I thought."

'We've found the problem...'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

What Hi-fi. What Camera. What Car.

"Okay. Hit it."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

Autos. We can't keep these beauties on the lot! They sell that fast? No, they have defective parking brakes. Consumer Info.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

"My car is starting to take after my husband-- It's making a lot of strange sounds and strange smells."

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

"Harry got a recall notice."

'Can you push a little faster, dear? Everyone's passing us.'

'Oh quit complaining, Thomas...at least we got a loaner!'

"I've done all I can. Take it home and read it The Little Engine That Could."

Econo Air-bag

If...Then....

"I am roadside assistance!!!"

"Looks like my car won't start...I guess I'll have time for that beer after all!"

Man smoking with anger as his engine burns out.

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

Car Show. Hey, look at those! My first car was a Corvair, you know! My first car was a Beetle! There was something special about driving those old rear-engine models! I miss it. These days most cars with engines are in the back are so expensive! I wish I could afford one. Ferrari. I should have guessed they'd like rear-engine cars ... Guys like that are used to being pushed around.

'Take it out on the interstate for about 20 minutes while Luther here tries to figure out where that tapping sound is coming from.'