Car Maintenance Critic Pillows

Deflator mouse

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Parts of an automobile

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

When did you last have your oil changed?

A 1950's Barber Shop

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"She's family."

A self-filling prophecy.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'