The Little Engine that was Recalled.
Car Recall Critics Mugs
Start your day with a humorous nod to car recall criticism. Our mugs feature witty designs perfect for auto aficionados who love to poke fun at vehicle issues.
"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."
'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'
Knights Wing Mirrors.
"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."
"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"
TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'
"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."
'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'
"You made two more bad car loans. Repo guys are cruising our parking lot."
'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'
'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'
"Engineers have actually found a way to fuel this car with the dignity you lose as you're driving it."
"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."
"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."
Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'
'I don't care what planet he's from, Ma'am, he's gotta be in a car seat.'
Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver
Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.
Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.
"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."
"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"
"Harry got a recall notice."
'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'
"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."
'Honk if you love Jesus, Text while driving if you'd like to meet him,'
'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.'
Hummer Hell
How's my driving? Text me @555-3124
Econo Air-bag
Self Drive Car Tests
'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'
'Bloody 4WDs!'
'These gas prices are outrageous! Almost as expensive as bottled water!'
"I've lost the ability to make eye contact"
Car Recall Critics Mugs Collection
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