Car Insurance Aficionado Gifts

'Hi, I'm calling to check to see if 'alien attack' is covered on my auto insurance...'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Mohammad's motors

It's great for pulling the birds!

Turmoil change.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Computer Controlled Car