Insurance Enthusiast Gifts

'If you look at paragraph 23 section 12 you'll see that your comprehensive life insurance does not in fact cover the thanksgiving holiday period.'

"Risk! What do you mean, risk?"

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

"Quick, get me an ambulance and some Wite-Out."

"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'

'Yes, I do want insurance. Can I take out a policy against you ringing me up at work.'

"Why do you want to know if you're covered by workers comp?"

Nellie resolves to find a new insurance company.

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

"And, for what we don't cover, there's insurance insurance."

'Can I buy that driver's insurance after all?'

"My existing plan dropped me, too!"

"This letter is brief, clear and concise, do it again!"

'I haven't brushed or flossed in years because I want to take advantage of my dental insurance.'

'I'd like to take out accident insurance. That's right, starting yesterday.'

"You've tested positive for substantial out of pocket expenses."

'And the beauty part is you can be your own beneficiary for the first eight times.'

"When you get a title remember title insurance."

"They say that 'laughter is the best medicine', which is great because your health plan doesn't cover the real stuff!"

'Option A covers defibrillator treatment. Option B covers someone rubbing their feet on a carpet and touching you.'

'And now some expensive tests to see if the cheap ones we ran were accurate...'

'I'm attracted to vulnerable men...especially if they're heavily insured.'

'The doctor will see your insurance coverage now.'

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

'The bloke from the insurance is here.'

'He's not a patient here, he just comes in to eat. With his coverage it's cheaper than a restaurant.'

Insurance - "I need some contents valued please."

"Richard, Mr. Chenolock, the insurance man, is here to determine your life expectancy."

"Hello, I'd like to buy flood insurance."

'He's a compensation lawyer waiting for an accident to happen.'

"Sorry, you can't claim on your husband's death; this is fire insurance."

'I don't trust John since he took out that $100,000 life insurance policy on us.'

"First you'll need to fill out some paperwork."

'Now turn your head to the left and cough up your medical card.'