Insurance Enthusiast Gifts

'If you look at paragraph 23 section 12 you'll see that your comprehensive life insurance does not in fact cover the thanksgiving holiday period.'

"Risk! What do you mean, risk?"

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

"Quick, get me an ambulance and some Wite-Out."

"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

'Yes, I do want insurance. Can I take out a policy against you ringing me up at work.'

'So, if this procedure is 100% safe, why do I need to sign this waiver?!'

"Why do you want to know if you're covered by workers comp?"

'Damn it...I only wanted a quick coffee.'

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

Nellie resolves to find a new insurance company.

"And, for what we don't cover, there's insurance insurance."

"This letter is brief, clear and concise, do it again!"

'I'd like to take out accident insurance. That's right, starting yesterday.'

"My existing plan dropped me, too!"

'I haven't brushed or flossed in years because I want to take advantage of my dental insurance.'

'Can I buy that driver's insurance after all?'

'And the beauty part is you can be your own beneficiary for the first eight times.'

"You've tested positive for substantial out of pocket expenses."

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

"They say that 'laughter is the best medicine', which is great because your health plan doesn't cover the real stuff!"

'I'm attracted to vulnerable men...especially if they're heavily insured.'

'And now some expensive tests to see if the cheap ones we ran were accurate...'

'He's not a patient here, he just comes in to eat. With his coverage it's cheaper than a restaurant.'

'Option A covers defibrillator treatment. Option B covers someone rubbing their feet on a carpet and touching you.'

'The bloke from the insurance is here.'

"When you get a title remember title insurance."

Insurance - "I need some contents valued please."

'The doctor will see your insurance coverage now.'

'He's a compensation lawyer waiting for an accident to happen.'

"Richard, Mr. Chenolock, the insurance man, is here to determine your life expectancy."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Hello, I'd like to buy flood insurance."

"Flight insurance claims department."

'Just go ahead and cut it off, Doc. I know it's only a sprain, but I have insurance and cutting my leg off will be easier to deal with.'