Car Insurance Aficionado Prints

'Hi, I'm calling to check to see if 'alien attack' is covered on my auto insurance...'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Mohammad's motors

Turmoil change.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Computer Controlled Car

Rust test in progress.