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'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The hall of bad ideas.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Heavenwood

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

The Fast and the Furious: The Egg and Spoon Races

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

The life of a crash-test dummy

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

Castaway's bad luck.

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"I'm in town and would love to hit our stomping grounds again, but it just doesn't feel very safe to me right now."

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.