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'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The hall of bad ideas.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Heavenwood

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

The Fast and the Furious: The Egg and Spoon Races

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

Castaway's bad luck.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'