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"I got them at a car boot sale."

Larry's used art

"They're comfortable."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Mohammad's motors

'God's speed.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."