Attending Car Boot Sales T-Shirts

'Dad,Dad!....that man's selling 'pirate-videos and DVD's!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

"Range anxiety? Not with these babies."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

And if you're keen on barbeques you'll like the new grill!

"You all know today's speaker. He's the 'King of Big Sales'."

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

"The great thing about selling these babies is that if the buyer misses a payment the car drives itself back to our dealership!"

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

"I got them at a car boot sale."

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"And right here is where we got jiggy with it."

I'm not sure what's worse, that cows have moved up the food chain, or that Eddie was wearing my boots!

"It's our summer holiday home."

"I love Italian boots."

"I use Miu Miu purple leather boots for my motivation."

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

Gillbies' annual GIANT SALE!

Fish hooking an old boot to a fishing line.