Captain Of Dry Humor Gifts

If you have a friend or loved one who navigates life's humor with a subtle, dry wit, our collection of clever gifts is just the thing. Designed for those who appreciate understated comedy, these products are perfect for anyone who enjoys clever banter and subtle humor. Whether they're the captain of dry humor in your life or just love a good, deadpan joke, you'll find something that makes them smile and nod wisely.

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"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?" mockup

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?" mockup

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?" mockup

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?" mockup

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

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"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..." mockup

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..." mockup

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..." mockup

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..." mockup

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

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"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase." mockup

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase." mockup

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase." mockup

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase." mockup

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

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Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight mockup

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight mockup

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight mockup

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight mockup

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

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'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?' mockup

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?' mockup

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?' mockup

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?' mockup

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

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'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.' mockup

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.' mockup

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.' mockup

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.' mockup

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

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'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!' mockup

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!' mockup

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!' mockup

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!' mockup

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

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'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!' mockup

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!' mockup

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!' mockup

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!' mockup

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

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"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..." mockup

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..." mockup

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..." mockup

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..." mockup

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

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For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale. mockup

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale. mockup

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale. mockup

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale. mockup

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

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A frog makes his own pond from tears.

A frog makes his own pond from tears. mockup

A frog makes his own pond from tears. mockup

A frog makes his own pond from tears. mockup

A frog makes his own pond from tears. mockup

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

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'Did you just curdle?'

'Did you just curdle?' mockup

'Did you just curdle?' mockup

'Did you just curdle?' mockup

'Did you just curdle?' mockup

'Did you just curdle?'

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"You're doing that thing again where you're my husband and you're next to me in bed."

"You're doing that thing again where you're my husband and you're next to me in bed." mockup

"You're doing that thing again where you're my husband and you're next to me in bed." mockup

"You're doing that thing again where you're my husband and you're next to me in bed." mockup

"You're doing that thing again where you're my husband and you're next to me in bed." mockup

"You're doing that thing again where you're my husband and you're next to me in bed."

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"Operation Warp Speed complete!"

"Operation Warp Speed complete!" mockup

"Operation Warp Speed complete!" mockup

"Operation Warp Speed complete!" mockup

"Operation Warp Speed complete!" mockup

"Operation Warp Speed complete!"

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"Youngsters these days are spoilt,apart from the triple-bypass,five divorces,4 estranged children and cirrhosis working 80 hours a week never did me any harm."

"Youngsters these days are spoilt,apart from the triple-bypass,five divorces,4 estranged children and cirrhosis working 80 hours a week never did me any harm." mockup

"Youngsters these days are spoilt,apart from the triple-bypass,five divorces,4 estranged children and cirrhosis working 80 hours a week never did me any harm." mockup

"Youngsters these days are spoilt,apart from the triple-bypass,five divorces,4 estranged children and cirrhosis working 80 hours a week never did me any harm." mockup

"Youngsters these days are spoilt,apart from the triple-bypass,five divorces,4 estranged children and cirrhosis working 80 hours a week never did me any harm." mockup

"Youngsters these days are spoilt,apart from the triple-bypass,five divorces,4 estranged children and cirrhosis working 80 hours a week never did me any harm."

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"You're obviously under consideration for something."

"You're obviously under consideration for something." mockup

"You're obviously under consideration for something." mockup

"You're obviously under consideration for something." mockup

"You're obviously under consideration for something." mockup

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

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"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045." mockup

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045." mockup

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045." mockup

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045." mockup

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

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"I've been in the desert for a really long time and I've got a bad case of dry eyes. Do you have any eye drops?"

"I've been in the desert for a really long time and I've got a bad case of dry eyes. Do you have any eye drops?" mockup

"I've been in the desert for a really long time and I've got a bad case of dry eyes. Do you have any eye drops?" mockup

"I've been in the desert for a really long time and I've got a bad case of dry eyes. Do you have any eye drops?" mockup

"I've been in the desert for a really long time and I've got a bad case of dry eyes. Do you have any eye drops?" mockup

"I've been in the desert for a really long time and I've got a bad case of dry eyes. Do you have any eye drops?"

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'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.' mockup

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.' mockup

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.' mockup

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.' mockup

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

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Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed mockup

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed mockup

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed mockup

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed mockup

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

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'Guess who?' mockup

'Guess who?' mockup

'Guess who?' mockup

'Guess who?' mockup

'Guess who?'

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Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor. mockup

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor. mockup

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor. mockup

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor. mockup

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

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Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass mockup

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass mockup

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass mockup

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass mockup

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

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"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you." mockup

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you." mockup

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you." mockup

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you." mockup

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

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'Closer... closer...'

'Closer... closer...' mockup

'Closer... closer...' mockup

'Closer... closer...' mockup

'Closer... closer...' mockup

'Closer... closer...'

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'It says, 'Just add water.''

'It says, 'Just add water.'' mockup

'It says, 'Just add water.'' mockup

'It says, 'Just add water.'' mockup

'It says, 'Just add water.'' mockup

'It says, 'Just add water.''

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'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!'

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!' mockup

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!' mockup

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!' mockup

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!' mockup

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!'

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Dear thaint Patrick you no drive me away, pleath no drive thnake anywhere. Danger noodle get car-thick.

Dear thaint Patrick you no drive me away, pleath no drive thnake anywhere. Danger noodle get car-thick. mockup

Dear thaint Patrick you no drive me away, pleath no drive thnake anywhere. Danger noodle get car-thick. mockup

Dear thaint Patrick you no drive me away, pleath no drive thnake anywhere. Danger noodle get car-thick. mockup

Dear thaint Patrick you no drive me away, pleath no drive thnake anywhere. Danger noodle get car-thick. mockup

Dear thaint Patrick you no drive me away, pleath no drive thnake anywhere. Danger noodle get car-thick.

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'I've not had enough sex in my life - and I can't do poetry for toffee. . .gosh, could I murder a coffee.'

'I've not had enough sex in my life - and I can't do poetry for toffee. . .gosh, could I murder a coffee.' mockup

'I've not had enough sex in my life - and I can't do poetry for toffee. . .gosh, could I murder a coffee.' mockup

'I've not had enough sex in my life - and I can't do poetry for toffee. . .gosh, could I murder a coffee.' mockup

'I've not had enough sex in my life - and I can't do poetry for toffee. . .gosh, could I murder a coffee.' mockup

'I've not had enough sex in my life - and I can't do poetry for toffee. . .gosh, could I murder a coffee.'

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"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut." mockup

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut." mockup

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut." mockup

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut." mockup

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

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'It's a shame it took me so long to learn how to just enjoy being p**sed-off.'

'It's a shame it took me so long to learn how to just enjoy being p**sed-off.' mockup

'It's a shame it took me so long to learn how to just enjoy being p**sed-off.' mockup

'It's a shame it took me so long to learn how to just enjoy being p**sed-off.' mockup

'It's a shame it took me so long to learn how to just enjoy being p**sed-off.' mockup

'It's a shame it took me so long to learn how to just enjoy being p**sed-off.'

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"Damn it, Ned. You're steering us in circles again."

"Damn it, Ned. You're steering us in circles again." mockup

"Damn it, Ned. You're steering us in circles again." mockup

"Damn it, Ned. You're steering us in circles again." mockup

"Damn it, Ned. You're steering us in circles again." mockup

"Damn it, Ned. You're steering us in circles again."

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'Take my wife's....cheese.' Cowmedian

'Take my wife's....cheese.' Cowmedian mockup

'Take my wife's....cheese.' Cowmedian mockup

'Take my wife's....cheese.' Cowmedian mockup

'Take my wife's....cheese.' Cowmedian mockup

'Take my wife's....cheese.' Cowmedian

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The Dry Humor Martini: 'Like the economy, I'm shaken, not stirred...'

The Dry Humor Martini: 'Like the economy, I'm shaken, not stirred...' mockup

The Dry Humor Martini: 'Like the economy, I'm shaken, not stirred...' mockup

The Dry Humor Martini: 'Like the economy, I'm shaken, not stirred...' mockup

The Dry Humor Martini: 'Like the economy, I'm shaken, not stirred...' mockup

The Dry Humor Martini: 'Like the economy, I'm shaken, not stirred...'

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Captain Of Dry Humor Gifts Collection

Captain Of Dry Humor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate dry humor—funny, subtle, and perfect for the witty coffee lover.

Captain Of Dry Humor Pillows

Discover pillows that bring dry humor into home decor—witty, subtle, and ideal for anyone with a sharp sense of comedy.

Captain Of Dry Humor Prints

Browse prints that capture the spirit of dry humor—sophisticated and witty artwork perfect for decorating with a touch of sarcasm.

Captain Of Dry Humor T-Shirts

Looking for t-shirts that showcase dry wit? Find clever, understated designs perfect for the person who appreciates clever sarcasm.