Cappuccino Chuckler Gifts

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"The subwoofers really help."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'Fancy a swift half?'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Keyboard in Heaven

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'They come down here to smoke.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'He's our Spam expert!'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

'Bless you!'

"It's a mug's game!"

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"