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"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"The subwoofers really help."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'Fancy a swift half?'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Keyboard in Heaven

'They come down here to smoke.'

He's very defensive about his personal space.

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'He's our Spam expert!'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

'Bless you!'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

"It's a mug's game!"