Capitalist Pig Enthusiast Gifts

Good Times are Back.

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Hamlet

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Big business is not evil

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

World Economics

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.