Caped Constitutionalist Pillows

Add a touch of heroism to their space with pillows that honor the caped constitutionalist. Soft, witty, and inspiring—ideal for law offices, dorms, or cozy corners.

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Liberty Chained to its Freedom

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"You're fired."

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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....' mockup

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

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Gun laws US

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"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?" mockup

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

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'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

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American blood

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"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here." mockup

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

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"The enemy of the people!"

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Flushing Democracy

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'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!' mockup

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

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'Look...a fresh one!'

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"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?" mockup

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

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American Roulette

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Clarence Thomas

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"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions." mockup

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

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'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...' mockup

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

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"Your illegal pursuit of happiness has resulted in a sentence of life without liberty!"

"Your illegal pursuit of happiness has resulted in a sentence of life without liberty!" mockup

"Your illegal pursuit of happiness has resulted in a sentence of life without liberty!"

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"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms." mockup

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

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US Gun Control Debates.

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Supreme Liberty Court

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"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

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"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'." mockup

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

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Trump and the American Constitution mockup

Trump and the American Constitution

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American flag with the shadow of a gun. mockup

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

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Caped Constitutionalist Pillows Collection

Caped Constitutionalist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the caped constitutionalist—great for brightening their mornings with a dash of justice and humor.

Caped Constitutionalist Prints

Decorate their space with inspiring prints that highlight the hero within the constitutionalist—artful and motivational, perfect for any law enthusiast.

Caped Constitutionalist T-Shirts

Find the perfect T-shirt for the law hero—witty designs that showcase the fierce spirit of the constitutionalist in style.