Caped Constitutionalist Gifts

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"You're fired."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Gun laws US

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

American blood

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"The enemy of the people!"

Flushing Democracy

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

'Look...a fresh one!'

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

American Roulette

Clarence Thomas

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

"Your illegal pursuit of happiness has resulted in a sentence of life without liberty!"

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

US Gun Control Debates.

Supreme Liberty Court

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

Trump and the American Constitution

American flag with the shadow of a gun.