Constitutional Crusader Pillows

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"

"At least we know where Neil Gorsuch stands on the separation of church and state."

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

Trump and the Constitution

Free to a Good Home: The final vestiges of our constitutional rights to privacy, due process, and independent judiciary and separation of church and state.

"Any other constitutional rights we should consider?"

Flushing Democracy

Samuel Alito

Supreme Liberty Court

"That's un-American!"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Planet of the Lawyers

Anti-war libra.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'Way too much information on your resume.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"See. . .? We did do something."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"