Cantor Pillows

Bridgehampton Riding Academy

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

A Symphony of Penguins

Painting by the numbers for adults

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Felix Mendelssohn

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

No Elgar!

Tool Box

Orchestra.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

God's Subcontractors

Taking a peek at the audience

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bravo!"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Frederic Chopin

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'