Cantor Gifts

Bridgehampton Riding Academy

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

A Symphony of Penguins

Painting by the numbers for adults

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

No Elgar!

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Tool Box

Orchestra.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

God's Subcontractors

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Taking a peek at the audience

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bravo!"

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Frederic Chopin

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.