Candor Critic Pillows

Add a touch of sarcasm and honesty to their space with a pillow that nods to their straightforward personality. Great for the candor critic’s favorite nook.

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"Tighten the bolts and slap some more boilerplate on this report, Mike. It's got candor leaking out in a dozen places!"

"Tighten the bolts and slap some more boilerplate on this report, Mike. It's got candor leaking out in a dozen places!" mockup

"Tighten the bolts and slap some more boilerplate on this report, Mike. It's got candor leaking out in a dozen places!"

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"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please." mockup

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

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"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review." mockup

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

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'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

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"My kid could do that."

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"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"You want organic, we'll make it organic." mockup

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

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'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?' mockup

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

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"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy." mockup

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

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"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!" mockup

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

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"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel." mockup

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

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Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.' mockup

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

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"Med Brittle"

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'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.' mockup

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

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Focus Groupies

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"I got horse dewormer..."

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"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?" mockup

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

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"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

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