Tenor Pillows

Barihunk

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Love at First Sight

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

Silence of the Chickens...

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The Eggsorcist"

He looks so natural lying there...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'