Cantaloupe Connoisseur Gifts

"One last fetch but then I eat the cantaloupe."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Bubbly

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Toast: the high energy food

Superheroes Having a Drink

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.