Cantaloupe Connoisseur Pillows

"One last fetch but then I eat the cantaloupe."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Party Animals.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Bubbly

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Toast: the high energy food

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"You're never home."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.