Cannery Owner Mugs

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Do you have any catsup?'

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'I'll take it!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

National Coffee Day

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Online Shopping.

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

Honesty in retail

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Coffee

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