Brewery Owner Mugs

"All the beer I can drink in a year? That's the buyout?"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'It's a new government-approved beer glass to prevent binge drinking.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It'll cut into our profit margin if we encourage them to drink responsibly."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

'No, not 25 years - we've just added our 25th artificial ingredient.'

Tepid Beer - Going out of Beer.

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

You've done it again, Harry.

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Acme brewery.

Bill and Irwins Last Visit To the logger's Bar

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Real Beer People

Looks like this siege could last awhile, sire -- The huns are building microbreweries!

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk