Bakeries Owner Mugs

American Pastry

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

A heart shaped cake

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Real Beer People

You've done it again, Harry.

"Wow, these are good!"

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

The Remote Olympics

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Baker

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'