Starting A Bakery Mugs

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

What the Doctor Ordered

Diner.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

The Fourth Little Pig

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A heart shaped cake

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Hungry child

"That's it. We’re toast."