Bakeries Owner Gifts

American Pastry

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

A heart shaped cake

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

You've done it again, Harry.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Real Beer People

The Remote Olympics

Baker

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"Wow, these are good!"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.