Bakers Gifts

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

Baby Formula, Just Add Water.

Fat man in baker shop, "Sorry sir, I think you've had enough."

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Any time is cake o'clock

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

The Fourth Little Pig

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

What the Doctor Ordered

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Diner.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

A heart shaped cake

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Are you made of sugar?'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Hungry child