Opening A Bakery Gifts

American Pastry

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Baker

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

What the Doctor Ordered

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Diner.

The Fourth Little Pig

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Are you made of sugar?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Hungry child

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"That's it. We’re toast."