Pancake Shop Owner Mugs

'It's just so tragic! For 30 years he runs his shop, and then one day he steps out of his door and WHAM!'

The Fourth Little Pig

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

Happy St Pancakes Day

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Time for pancakes!

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

American Pastry

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

'Net to catch pancake.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."